Please read Dave Barry's "Guys vs. Men" on page 405 in "Presence."
Come up with your own "Guy" invention.
Here's mine: A gun that shoots spices into meat. You'd use it before throwing a steak on the grill.
Nowadays, you can buy injectors, which are huge hypodermic needles that inject liquid into meats.
But a gun is so much cooler.
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Here`s my husbands: A coffee table that was connected to the remote control so that when you pushed a certain button a small fridge with beer and snacks would come up from the middle and go back down with the push of a button. He gets tired getting up for snacks and drinks when watching his sports. Of course I am not around because I do not like sports or should I say I do not know the first thing about sports.
ReplyDeleteMary, that was a great one!
ReplyDeleteI think the guys would like a bullet or arrow with a GPS honing devise in the tip so they can always get their deer. Although, that would take their fun out of sitting around drinking beer, and talking about the one that got away.
I discussed this over with my dad becuase being a woman I can't really get myself into the mind set of a man. But this is what he said he would want.....
ReplyDeleteHe said he would like " an interchangiable magazine rack next to the toilet so that he could just push a button and the rack would rotate to a different magazine, and he wouldn't have to rummage around for a new one !! "
mine is a toilet that when u clap your hands and yell "here toilet!" it comes over to you ready for use. after im done using it, it would go back to the bathroom and wash its self and drain out the contents.
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My guy invention would have to be a truck that is made with a grill in the bed of it. All my guy friends tell me that this is one thing they would love to have in their truck; because they would always be able to cook a stake wherever they go. I would think this would become a best seller to all “guys” of the world.
ReplyDeleteMy guy invention would have to be a fog free TV for your shower. So that when you are taking a shower you can watch TV without the screen fogging up. The TV should be on some sort of cord so that you can move it around the shower depending on what way you are standing in the shower.
ReplyDeleteThe invention that i'd like to make would be a waterproof cell phone that would work after getting wet. I would like to be able to use my phone while swimming in a lake or in the shower. I think that a lot of people would buy that tpye of product.
ReplyDeleteMy invention would definetly be shoes with a little compartment/grill in the shoe so you could put a sandwhich or something in there before doing some physical activities. Then when you're hungry, just pop it right now and eat away.
ReplyDeleteKnow how in the morning your really tired and don't want to get up what if there was a lazyboy chair in your shower that was water proof that washed you all over and had music in it and all your shower stuff you jsut go in there sit down in the morning and shower and why not throw a coffee maker in it to all in one. haha
ReplyDeleteMy invention would have to be sleeves on your shirt that are disposable napkins. It would have a hold capacity of fifty napkins. So a person could still use their sleeve as a napkin but it wont stain their shirt.
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ReplyDeleteMy invention would have to be a car that does everything for you. pour you drinks, drive you to wherever you want to go and have paper view as well as a toilet for emergency purposes of course.
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